Sunday, March 20, 2011

David and Kevin match

In what will clearly go down in history as an against-all-odds triumph of previously unfathomable proportions, Kevin and I have managed to successfully match into (what we’ve been told are) accredited residency programs, keeping our medical hoop dreams alive for at least a few more years.

Since extreme levels of sarcasm and immaturity aren’t good for patient care, the NRMP supercomputers have deemed it necessary to place us on different coasts, leaving a chasm of barren, uninhabitable flyover country (like Iowa) between our respective programs.

Where we go from here, no one knows. Still, one thing is certain – it would probably be a bad idea to get really sick this June…

The David and Kevin Story

4 comments:

Robby said...

fu

D said...

Robby: "We are going to inhabit the shit out of Iowa."

Well-played, sir.

Anonymous said...

Congratulations and welcome back to the blogosphere!

Albinoblackbear said...

So....? What did you guys match in?? After all the pro and con posts you gotta let the girl know!!

Congrats! :)

Jealous.